so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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