Your tits are I can't wait for
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
NoShamevember. You game?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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