Non-Jews are for practice
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
not ubering you a puppy
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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