talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
You did what with his pubic hair?
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