If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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