Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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