There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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