Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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