Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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