Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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