we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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