just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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