why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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