Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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