i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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