I got her a Nickelback box set.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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