you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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