This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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