walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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