so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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