as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
This is the high leading the old right now
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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