Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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