The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Your shirt... Was in my pants
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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