My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
