she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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