I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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