im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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