at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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