How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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