Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I party with great urgency now.
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