Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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