Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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