it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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