I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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