After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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