we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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