remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
