We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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