i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
