where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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