Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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