so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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