Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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