I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
