I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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