only if we run a train.
done.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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