it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I think my moral compass just broke
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