question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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