Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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