im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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