Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I puked a lego.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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