walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I'm having to shit out rocks
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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