I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Randomize
