So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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