CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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