He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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