things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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