I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
