I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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